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Monday, April 7th, 2003
6:08 pm

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Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003
9:25 am
[01:35:09] The Law of Jude: What are you doing at this very moment?
[01:36:13] BallsyKeith: I'm sitting naked in front of my computer with my hand on my cock, typing one handed because I'm wanking to the thought of you dressed up in a Catholic school girl's outfit and tied to the bed with your arse in the air and legs spread.
[01:37:30] The Law of Jude: *laughs* That's the most interesting answer I've ever received. You should be rewarded.

Waiting for my reward, you little tease.

Current Mood: impatient

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8:50 am
Filming movies has always been a rather fun process for me.

I get to meet new people. Usually psychopathic ones who only live in my head and come out when the director says "action", but new people none the less.

I am honoured with the experience of becoming friendly with most of the cast and crew and a few of the barnyard animals on set for cameos and other such things. It's an enlightening thing, you lot should try it sometime.

Like the next movie you film, go right up to that cow and say, "Ma'am, your spots look lovely today. Fancy a shag?" Take her silence as assent and proceed to show her a good time. You'll thank me for it later.

I don't have a point and I'm not writing a huge long meaningful entry, so on with your friends page reading.

Waking up in the morning always makes me feel rather odd.

Current Mood: horny

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Monday, December 23rd, 2002
3:26 pm
I don't like holidays.

(I look rather sexy in this icon, do I not?)

I cannot really think of anything else to say.

Current Mood: loved

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Saturday, December 14th, 2002
11:04 pm
Oh anal, anal, anal,
I make her go that way
And when shes lubed and ready
Oh anal I will play.

Oh she has a lovely body
With legs so long and thin
And when she gets all tired
She drops and then I win. OH!

Oh anal, anal, anal,
I make her go that way
And when shes lubed and ready
Oh anal I will play.

..no, I didn't write it, but I found it rather fitting.

Current Mood: amused

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Saturday, December 7th, 2002
11:14 pm
My AIM name is BallsyKeith but I'm offline at the moment, as I'm going out for a bit with a few friends. Ta!

Current Mood: rushed

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3:07 pm
Someone's bought me an account. Already. I must thank whoever's done this, but they've not told me who they are. So ta muchly, my general friends list, for buying me a paid account.

Now I can put up those nude shots of myself.

Current Mood: jubilant

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2:10 am
These are my balls, and this is my first entry.

Edit: I've taken after Damien's good example and stolen his friends list.

Current Mood: amused

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